
Designed for people who drink
Actually Wearable
Won't make you look like you're having a midlife crisis
Conversation Starters
Because everyone drinks and nobody admits it
Quality Over Hype
Good fabric, good designs, no bullshit marketing
Limited Production
Small batches because we're broke, not because we're exclusive

Making Shirts That Don't Suck
Started because every drinking shirt looked like garbage. We make clothes that don't look like shit and happen to reference alcohol. Each design is different so you're not wearing the same "beer pong champion" aesthetic as everyone else.
Quality matters - both in fabric and in not making you look like you peaked in college. This isn't about glorifying alcoholism. It's acknowledging that most good stories start with "so we were drinking" and not apologizing for it.

Making Shirts
That Don't Suck
Started because every drinking shirt looked like garbage. We make clothes that don't look like shit and happen to reference alcohol. Each design is different so you're not wearing the same "beer pong champion" aesthetic as everyone else.
Quality matters - both in fabric and in not making you look like you peaked in college. This isn't about glorifying alcoholism. It's acknowledging that most good stories start with "so we were drinking" and not apologizing for it.

“Most of our best design decisions were made after 2 AM with questionable blood-alcohol levels. The rest were made hungover.”
Anonymous Alcoholic Club







